January 14, 2011
Peckori Detuned.: もし、ガールフレンドといるときにゾンビの群れに襲われたら？

nagas:

問題）君とガールフレンドが大勢のゾンビに取り囲まれた。銃には弾が一発しか残っていない。最善の策は？

回答）最後の弾をガールフレンドの頭にぶち込む。足手まといがいなければ、生き残る確率が格段に上がる。

別の回答）最後の弾をガールフレンドにぶち込む。ただし、頭ではなく足に。ソンビたちがガールフレンドを食べている間に、余裕を持って逃げ道を捜すことができる。ただし、ゾンビたちがそれほど空腹でなかった場合には、油断した頃に「食べ残し」が君を襲う可能性がある。

(via petapeta)

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